Date:	2008-12-30 15:11
Subject:	Posit: Beyonce
Security:	Public
Mood:	flippant
Music:	Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl (Thank you, Pandora.)

I admit I might not be the most in the know with crunked out language of teh hip-hops.  I also admit that I enjoy the beat in Beyonce's Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It).  But I propose that what she's asking is implausible.
Her line is, "If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it."  Is she admonishing her hapless beau that he should gave pierced her nipples?  Her labia?  Given her a crown?  Because I assure you that her finger, the "it" that usually provides the real estate for a ring, is not why the male was dating her.
Color me chauvinistic if you will, but I think she's asking for the wrong thing - not to mention, she doesn't score a lot of points for commoditizing herself.
Anywho, she can have another me in a minute if she wants.
Dance biscuits!